Magnitude_of_Excellence.222

Hot Hot Potato

2009-06-19T02:29:00.007+08:00

Adam Lambert is the 4th Hottest Bachelor of 2009.

He's just hot, how can I resist him?! More Here

Rollin With Adam

2009-06-16T12:46:00.005+08:00

Sorry took so long to continue updating this space but the computer was down with some hard-disk problems.

I've missed out so many things while being offline from the world of internet.

Like Kaka transfering to Real Madrid, Ronaldo's fling with Paris Hilton, Harry Potter and Twilight's new official trailers.

But the most important thing:

Adam Lambert is gay!

Well I won't turn into a gay but I will continue to be absolute bisexual so mates like Nash and Samuel better beware.

Just This Time

2009-06-06T13:23:00.004+08:00

Yeah, erm, sorry for the early departure guys.

I wasn't feeling quite good in my head and Im not focusing on the football, which might explain my out-of-sorts passing.

Mind's being messed up quite crazy just now.

But I still made some decent saves, I know the team badly needs & miss me..

And again, sorry.

Motorbike Doggy Stunt

2009-05-17T12:07:00.006+08:00

Last week, Samuel rented a Lancer to come to the court in style.

He just got his driving license.

While waiting for me to arrive, he and Alvin Yeo took the Lancer for a spin in the carpark.

In the end, turns out that Samuel damaged the front of the Lancer and had to fork out cash for the repairs.

Luckily, I wasn't in his car. How can I still want to hire him as my personal chaffeur when he is still a very raw amateur on the roads?? Insurance highly recommended before taking a ride with him.

Then this week, Ariff secretly brought his new motorbike here to the court.

He only showed it when we were about to go home.

And I was very eager to try the Motorbike Stunt with him!

Nice engine sounds and a cool gold design on the outside but he put some sort of thing on the back because he don't want other people's asses sitting on it. Well, maybe only his girlfriend's ass allowed.

Now we are eagerly anticipating the arrivals of licenses and vehicles from both Farhans.

The Dark Boardroom With Tow-Kay

2009-04-26T21:12:00.002+08:00

About 2 months already since our team's Hokkien Maestro left Singapore to Taiwan for his attachment.

The only means of contact with him is and has been the MSN.

And just now, I've been given the priviledge by the 'Big Boss' to talk to him through MSN. It's like Im in a mafia boardroom with the 'Big Boss' in a huge armchair.

Somehow our conversation turned to our respective girlfriends.

It's about how much we contact our respective girlfriends daily.

Well, we are both different types of guy.

And believe me, he is still as mad and nonsensical as a hog monkey. Although he made lesser quotes about enlightenment and monkshood.

Although he claimed he does not know the meaning of 'cheebye'.

All Good to Go

2009-04-22T03:40:00.004+08:00

The new modem finally came and Im roaring to surf the net after one whole week of total absence!

And I fixed my Nokia 6233! Which means quality pictures from the trusty and worn out 2 megapix camera!

I really need to sort out all the shit left over untouched for 1 whole week of inactivity, here's what I found amongst the mess:

Some idiot called me a slut on my facebook..

SoccerManager.com clubs all gone haywire with injuries and poor match fitness.

Chris Jericho drafted to SmackDown!

Spam in Hotmail..!! ARGH!!!

Whatever happen to my Neopets!?

Iluma

2009-04-04T23:15:00.007+08:00

Didn't know why Frog want to go to the F1 simulation roadshow so suddenly.

Maybe because he thought there would be lots of sexy grid girls?

Anyway, we went there eventually, after strolling around shelves of toys, shelves of underwear waiting for half a century for our shorter-hair, pink gay shirt captain..

Okie, there were hardly any grid girls there.

But the simulations are brilliant, it was pretty life like and the vibrations really demonstrates what the drivers are feeling in a real F1 race.

Look at Nash eating his Tender Grill like he's sucking on some other kind of burgers.

Poor Vimal had to pick out pieces by pieces to stuff it in his mouth, it isn't a burger if you can't bite it like a burger!! Haha..

And Samuel with his old habits of asking for not adding mayonnaise but this time he gone one weirder by giving away his tomatoes..

Okie now I go back watch Arsenal..

Adebayor scored another!! Wooooooo!!!

Where's The Invite?

2009-04-02T20:43:00.002+08:00

It's been like months since Samuel moved into his new apartment with his imaginary wife.

With his new life of adulthood and making imaginary babies, it seems that he forgotten to invite the Team over for house-warming partay!!

How sad..

Where is the love man??

One saturday night at your house watching Arsenal thrash ManUtd with all the football mateys wouldn't be that bad right??

We can bring our own condoms if you want?? How about that???

Simply Wow

2009-03-26T21:06:00.003+08:00

It's official.

My favorite and dream car:

Bugatti Veyron!!

Too expensive!

Samuel, rent it!

Look Out My Window

2009-03-21T12:21:00.000+08:00

Absolutely nothing can beat the feeling of basking in the atmosphere and feel of an evening sky.

I mean, day is just day and night is just night.. ..

.. ..But evening is a combination of day and night, light and darkness. Clashing together to create a wonderful effect beyond our reach.

Today's evening sky was so surreal.

Check out my other evening sky post here.

King Jericho

2009-03-19T17:08:00.000+08:00

A wrestler is just an actor/athlete who entertains for the fans.

No matter what the wrestler does in the ring, it's all part of acting to entertain the fans, hence the name World Wrestling ENTERTAINMENT.

But some fans took it up a notch and thought they could beat Chris Jericho down to size in the parking area.

Jericho was involved in an altercation with several fans in the parking area when he was about to leave after a Raw event. He stopped at a stop sign when a punk started banging on his car and physically and verbally provoke him.

Jericho was keeping his cool and enforced his security guards to stop the punk but the guards were utterly useless! They were doing absolutely nothing to prevent all of these mess from happening!

Jericho snapped when the punk's friend shoved him and his head hit the frame of his vehicle door.

The 'Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla' retaliated by punching the punk's friend and shoved the punk. Jericho also got extremely agitated at the useless guards but he droved away fuming mad.

These people even have the guts to press charges on Jericho.

They should know better than to provoke Jericho, he was the first ever Undisputed Champion and a guy who beat the living crap out of Goldberg and Triple H and other much bigger wrestlers.

Sensations

2009-03-17T17:53:00.001+08:00

Never in all 7 seasons of American Idol have I seen an amateur contestant with such power voice and presence.

Yes, everything about Adam Lambert is abit over the top.

His make-up is quite thick, his guy-liner is surprisely good, his assortment of chains and blings are quite extraordinary and well, his appearance is just so emo.

But his personality and voice definitely are nothing like emo.

He can hit notes that not even Mariah Carey can reach! Simply amazing, if I live in America, I will vote a million times for him.

Check this out if you don't believe me.

Licensed to Have a License

2009-03-15T11:30:00.003+08:00

I may not be an automobile-maniac like Ariff but I will still recognise and acknowledge those rare and impressive cars and motorbikes on the road.

Quite often I would see those damn Convertibles cruising down.

And as much as I hate the noisy engine roar of those crazy motorbikes, I will still look in their way to admire those kick-ass designs.

So when Samuel finally gets his license, I have a feel he is going to rent a Lambourghini and show off to his chicks, whether he will crash this Lambourghini or not I don't know but then again, maybe he will..

His philosophies are that he will only get a girlfriend when he achieve stable finance and a cool ride..

And he's going to be my chauffeur whenever I 'book' him.

But Im more worry about whether he will crash or not when Im riding with him.

I need to buy insurance first..

Dr "Love Me" Samuel C. Y. C.

2009-03-08T12:59:00.007+08:00

My appointment with Dr "Love Me" Samuel at Golden Hill was a short-lived one because he has to rush off for another appointment with Vimal "Love Me Not", another Doctorate from Love Academy.

God knows how much Love they will give each other when they meet..

Dr Samuel advised me to stead a singaporean girl instead of an overseas one, claiming that locals girls are hotter.

Hotter local girls as in because they all wear hotpants?

My experiences with local girls:

- Alamak, failed attempt in Secondary 2. Both parties are not pulling, so how? Didnt even started, awkward moments walking past each other for the entire school years.

- This one's crap. I only 'accidentally' put my fingers into her pants during a 'physically-vigorous activity' at school camp and the next thing I knew, a shoulder massage and a confession straight in my face.

- Don't know how many times this girl came and stand right next to me during recesses. We didn't talk because no one is pulling, maybe we were just scared, waiting for each other to open our mouths. In the end, nothing happened. Only thing I knew of now is that she got melons!! Wasted!

- The worst scenario. Two girls just slammed right in my life! One was cool about it, the other was so damn obsessive. Gave me lots of trouble! Im so glad I got rid of those 2 nutcases.

Local girls are simply nuts. Trust me..

Learn Some Taiwan Expletives

2009-03-06T23:58:00.005+08:00

My booze drinking, hokkien expletives speaking, enlightened secondary school friend RenJin will be sailing his way across the sea oceans tomorrow.

Where to??

Not to sassy France..

Not to historic Rome..

Not to hip-hop USA..

But to pop culture Taiwan, where the stupid mandopop comes from. those idiotic Jay Chou, Show Luo and Jolin Tsai, all nonsense artists and musicians.

I hope when RenJin gets there, he can learn some Taiwan expletives and spread it around in Singapore when he comes back!

And RenJin, if you ever crave Char Kuey Teow, Laksa, Mee Goreng, Nasi Ayam, Farhan Daud's kiss, Char Siew Bao, Duck Rice, I can always FED-EX to you..

American Idol 2009

2009-03-01T13:44:00.003+08:00

Haha.. Another American Idol season that I'm watching.

Actually, I only watch it from the beginning because I was supporting Michael Castro, the brother of Jason from AI 2007.

But through watching and with Michael being eliminated, I supported another top-notch performer - Adam Lambert.

Trust me, this guy is a crazy singer!

His vocal abilities for a guy is simply outrageous!

He can go so low in one moment and then go so high in another. Don't believe? Check out his performances in youtube.

Holiday Inn Hell

2009-02-22T16:34:00.003+08:00

Im sorry to my folks that I cannot make it to football again next week because of work. This week is no different - work.

It's not exactly work, because its a training programme that employees must go. Oh what damn shit.

I went there late because I was talking on the phone with my gal for 1 hour in the morning! I was still in bed! Haha!!

Initially didn't want to go despite the programme being compulsory. I was tired..

And I wanted to play football..

Lets face the truth, the football team cannot survive without their Captain Extraordinaire!.. Their true defensive rock can captain!

It was so boring that I went up the hotel's glass elevator several times to the top floor and come back down.. That was more thrilling!!

My 4 Minutes

2009-02-15T12:36:00.001+08:00

Love Bites.. Literally..

Taxi United

2009-02-07T12:11:00.003+08:00

I never thought I will step into the taxi of an avid Manchester United fan one fine day when making my way to work.

Look at that damn Man Utd sticker pasted to the windscreen!

I should have wore an Arsenal shirt on that day.

Who knows what might happen??

ManUtd fan purposely drive Arsenal fan to the wrong place then charge high high.

Arsenal fan run away and evade paying the fare.

Fighting in the taxi!! Like Vieira vs Keane!! Keown vs Nistelrooy!!

Anyway, HongQin sucks at football today.

Please don't try to be Andrei Arshavin when you know you are a defensive midfielder. Attacking sucks to the core today.

But at least I scored 3 goals against the returning 'Matrix'.

Arsh-enal

2009-02-05T20:52:00.003+08:00

Welcome aboard..

..to Emirates Stadium!

Andrei Arshavin!

Russian Playmaker!

Euro Wonderkid!

Official Arsenal Player!

Feverish A Little

2009-02-02T01:26:00.002+08:00

Was planning it quite okie until Vimal decided to turn up late with his skinny jeans and his lips glossed.

With his body-hugging tee and those electrifying braces, he looked every bit like a sexier version of Terminator.. or Robot-Cop..

After the 2 experts led the 2 noobs in the shoppin-mania, hunger pangs kicked in and Samuel, until now still cannot eat mayonnaise and cheese!..

Those cheese-fries are so good!!..

And poor Vimal can only watch us eat..

Actually, she had high fever on friday and went to see the doctor.

I suggested to cancel the whole thing but she insisted on meeting all my friends.

So please forgive her for not having the appetite to eat and drink.

And I've also ran out of cash to buy the birthday cake which I've apologized to her profusely since.

Now I wonder when Samuel going to throw a birthday party for his girl??..

Classic Scenerio

2009-01-29T21:24:00.003+08:00

My damn Nokia 6233 went out of business and blank-screened me.

All my contacts and 5000+ inbox vanished and pooped down the drain.

I can't believe it.. First the computer, all my videos and pictures and softwares gone.. Now its my phone's turn to be spoilt!! Great shit ass.

But my starhub contract was about to end after 2 years, so my dad went to extend the line and get me a new phone.

He got me a cheap one - Nokia 3120 Classic.

Oh well..

At least the phone's function and features are 100% similar to my 6233.

Now I need back my bluetooth software in the computer!

The All American-American

2009-01-24T20:07:00.003+08:00

WWE storyline writers will never make a rookie become a brand champion.

And new face Jack Swagger only wrestled in ECW for just approximately 4 months??

And now he's Champion of ECW.

He only wrestled and feuded with the likes of Tommy Dreamer, Finlay, Matt Hardy and a few other jobbers and the storyline writers decided to make him ECW Champion.

Don't get me wrong.

I love this cocky young heel superstar.

And I am happy he is the current ECW Champion!

I hope the storyline writers will give him a push to be successful in SmackDown or Raw and give boring Cena a punt in the head.

She Wants Barbeque.. With YOU..

2009-01-17T01:10:00.002+08:00

So all my plans thrown out of the window because she told me she feels like having a barbeque on her birthday.

All my skydining and esplanade or clarke quay plans chucked down the sewage pipe..

And obviously, 2 people cannot go on a bbq.

And her friends cannot go out at night.

So that leaves me with MY idiotic friends.

Anyone who wants to see what she look like and help me barbeque and help me spend her birthday on possibly a saturday or sunday night from 10pm to 1am??

Samuel can ditch his sex plans and come drinking with her.

RenJin and Vimal can also emo with her.

And Frog can bring his girlfriend along..

Ayam Naybet

2009-01-12T19:19:00.002+08:00

The last thing I want is my family assclowns to know what Im doing on the net.

The very last thing I want is my family jackasses to know anything about my personal and/or working life.

The absolute line is crossed when any of my trusted friends decided that it is hilarious to divulge my activities to any of my family bitch-ers.

For the last time, I told you guys that my girlfriend is Hilary Erhard Duff!

Isotonic Choices

2009-01-10T10:52:00.005+08:00

A quiet and relaxing and nice moment on the stairs of the Esplanade River?

Admiring the beauty of the scenery while embracing the other?

Or just plain boring sitting there watching the lights flickering??

Extravagant dinner at Clarke Quay with scenic lights and atmosphere?

Special arrangements of a birthday cake and a surprise birthday gift?

Typical old fashion eat-at-restaurant birthday outings perhaps??

Enjoying the moment in the warmth of my luxurious bed?

The pleasure; the merryment; the slurping; the excitement; the moaning.. etc..

My God!! My dad opened the door!! Hide under the blankets!!

Seriously, I need alot of suggestions for a good night out. And absolutely no movies and hotel 81. And definitely no clubbing!

Best SmackDown Storyline

2009-01-07T12:00:00.000+08:00

People cannot believe it when Triple H claimed to come across a set of Vickie Guerrero nude pictures selling on Ebay.

Triple H then said he tried bidding on that but always kept getting outbidded by a username of 'Chavo G'. LOL..

Turned out, Great Khali outbidded Chavo at the last second and he distributed the nude photos to WWE.com and published on that website but censored.

I know this is all fake, but this has gotta be one of the best storyline any WWE fan had seen for years!

Cena sucks!

Initiating Mission

2009-01-05T19:54:00.003+08:00

I've said it before I like older girls.

Preferbly MILFs.

With chests as large as melons.

And the sweet mature scent.

More knowledgable and secure.

21 years old and going on 22 soon.

She wished upon the star and said:

"Midnight I shall not be alone"

And I shall grant her every wish.

For I am the Magnitude_of_Excellence.222

So dudes, any suggestions for a good place to celebrate your birthdays??

Leap High In Service

2009-01-04T17:49:00.004+08:00

I'm sorry Samuel, no cheating of my money from any girl.

Qing Huang's Stud of the Year crown is in jeopardy.

(below pic: receipt)
According to my plan to get someone something by today, I ended up in NorthPoint Shopping Mall in Yishun.

At first I already withdrew 20bucks for ez-link card top up.

When I entered Lee Hwa Jewellery shop and chose a nice necklace, I was idiotly short of that 20bucks!

So I went to buy a cheaper one with no diamonds on it and it looks like a damn cheap silver plastic! I deemed it unworthy of giving it to anyone. So I wanted to change it immediately but I was not sure if they would allow exchange or not. If they don't allow, I'm going to buy a new one.

Which is why I asked for cash from so many of my friends.

Actually I only needed 50bucks but as I was not sure they would allow exchange, I asked for 250bucks. Finally, HongQin obliged.

This assclown claimed to have 1000bucks on him in cold cash. Let's rob him!

Thankfully, I could exchanged it and the sales girl was helpful and kind and always maintained her smile. The service was excellent!

Thank you Cheryl..! (the sales girl)

It's Time

2009-01-03T23:59:00.000+08:00

The last time I bought any kind of gift for a girl is a very cheapo and idiotic 3dollars Mashi-Maro Doll and that happened in the stone age which is zillion of years ago.

Turns out I didn't have the courage and face to give it to her and I've dumped that damn doll in a corner under my bed for the dust to settle on it.

At least I did not embarrassed myself like some moron who went about in the Bukit Panjang Plaza wanting to give a girl he liked some Twisties cracker pack!

This Christmas however, I went to Causeway and bought a 165dollars watch.

It has some sort of square designs for the strap and has little shiny sparkly diamonds in the centre of the watch.

Er-hem. (Use your imagination for this part..)

She wore it the next day and so many of her friends gave good compliments on that watch and one even tried to persuade her to lend for a week!

I think Samuel should learn some tips from me!!

iLost

2008-12-15T00:20:00.005+08:00

When that bloody HongQin turned off that main switch that causes the motherboard to selfdestruct, it took only 2 seconds.

And 2 seconds was all it took to completely wipe out all my data.

I shall grieve for my 2 years worth of data:

2 Years Worth of Pictures that I've kept ever since I first started blogging. All the good football and gathering photos gone. Mama mia!!

34 Episodes of Ultraman Mebius that I've painstakingly downloaded with torrent. Excellent quality videos. Damn It!!

American Idol 7 Media Files I've tracked and kept and downloaded throughout the whole competition. Hallelujah!!..

Whole Windows Media Player Songs *sob* *sob*

On The Brink Of Insanity

2008-12-12T23:59:00.000+08:00

HongQin went out the whole day to get the new customized CPU.

Costs damn 900bucks, shiny black gloss on the outside, see-through cover revealing the complicated details of modern electronics with blue light glowing and a cooling fan at the top. Wheeet, sounds and look pretty neat.

Problems arrived shortly when the internet browser was loading pages at a tortoise pace or worst, couldn't even load at all.

And the modem kept being disconnected with the computer, I have to keep refreshing pages and I cannot even load one damn video at youtube.

Infuriating Disconnecting Messenger!!!

All my 2 years worth of data and files crapped down the sewage pipe.

Soon, I will eat myself alive.

Drink Salad Drink

2008-12-07T21:41:00.003+08:00

Veggie and fruit drinks are somewhat delicious and healthy.

But make sure you do it right, if not, it can be really distasteful.

Dad mixed veggies with fruits and mayonnaise and blended it in the blender.

One big gulp and a yuck from me.

Faultless Me

2008-11-20T00:21:00.004+08:00

One night, I left the home computer on standby mode, wanting to easily assess it early next morning.

Nothing wrong with leaving the computer on standby mode isn't it?

A thunderstorm raged in the middle of the night and HongQin woke up to turn off the modem.

However, he switched off all the main switches and didn't realize the computer was on standby mode.

Next day, the computer cannot be switched on at all and was sent for repairs.

The mother-fucker board and don't know what ass thing was diagnosed as spoilt and need 900bucks worth of repair.

And HongQin still has the cheek to blame me for leaving the computer on standby.

Only One Y2J

2008-11-14T22:48:00.005+08:00

Damn, my computer spoilt big time this week because of that nonsense HongQin. Don't know what he did to the computer and the whole cpu cannot be switched on. And now Im using his tortoise slow laptop.

And I was left fuming during lunch break after I read today's papers.

There is an article about a Taiwanese rock band who just arrived in town for their Singapore concert or something.

And their name is Y2J.

The only thing, species, entity, live-form, matter in this world that can be named/known as Y2J is Chris Jericho.

Only Chris Jericho can be Y2J.

Not this nonsense pop-ass group. Besides, Chris Jericho is the first one to trademark that nickname. So back off cheap pop juniors from taiwan, change your name before I decide to help Jericho sue you.

SAVE_ME.222

2008-11-11T21:10:00.003+08:00

Young Senior Citizens

2008-11-05T23:59:00.000+08:00

I just do not get teenagers nowadays, even though I am one.

Im seeing pictures of teens as young as 13 going to karaoke sessions with friends, like the ones you can see on Samuel's blog about his birthday fling.

Isn't karaoke for gossipy middle-aged aunties and bored senior citizens??

And the last time I saw people playing mahjong are middle-aged and senior uncles and aunties at my family's Chinese New Year celebration.

When in the blue hell did it ever become a popular singaporean teen's game??

Maybe these teens should check in to Elderly Homes sometime soon..

One Damn Ride

2008-11-04T20:21:00.002+08:00

The taxi driver started talking and asking about my line of work in Elderly Services.. and Physiotherapy.. ..

Cabby : Is there a course for it?
GQIII.Y2J : Yeah, Nitec In Social Services, with ITE.

Cabby : Woah, got class la. Girls got also.
GQIII.Y2J : There are more girls than boys in fact.

Cabby : Then the teacher wants the class to pair up, can pair with girls..
Cabby : Then can practice pressing pressure points on girl's body.
GQIII.Y2J : No la, teacher will make boys do boys, girls do girls.

Cabby : Then after class can take the girl to practice..
Cabby : "Aey, I dunno what pressure points to press, I want practice."
Cabby : Then can go press the girl's tits.. HAHA!!

GQIII.Y2J : .. .. .. .. ..(wtf)

The driver also complaining about the government system in Singapore and the bus lanes, the ERPs, the 1%GST hike and the current economy.

Maybe he should meet up with RenJin to discuss these life problems..

2008 F1 Champion = Lewis Hamilton

2008-11-03T03:39:00.005+08:00

My 4 years of watching F1 and nothing of this sort has ever happened.

The F1 Champion was crowned just within the last 5 minutes of the race. Hamilton is one lucky brit.

Nash, who was watching the race too, HongQin and all the brazil fans will surely send hate-mails and death-threats to poor Timo Glock.

For Glock is the one who lost his grip with dry weather tires on wet surface and slowed down right before the finish line, allowing Hamilton to nip infront and steal the crown.

And all these for which I can hardly care.

All I cared about is Nico Rosberg.. ..

.. ..And the sight of Hamilton's celeb girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger jumping around with delight in an orange dress and getting nastily drenched in champagne!!

Mozilla Chrome

2008-11-02T20:59:00.002+08:00

I regard Internet Explorer as a stable and simple browser, no complicated hassles and easy to use for a computer noob like me.

But still, I want to try different kinds of web browser.

Google Chrome caught my eye. It's simplicity and chromed theme are dazzling and the reviews I've read about it were that the Chrome's speed while surfing 'hard-to-load' websites are extremely fast, faster than any browser in fact.

So, I tried a Beta Chrome. The speed was excellent, felt like a Ferrari driving a straight line down the slope.

But a flaw is that the browser cocked up when I tried surfing around my SoccerManager online game. I can't have that disturbing my online game!

Reluctantly, I've changed to Mozilla 3. The speed was so-so but they are alot of cool add-ons and my SoccerManager doesn't cock up.

However, when I visited Team 2E4's blog, the Fantasy League and the Players' Stats tables are messed up. I need to fix it but I don't know how, and the tables are perfect when I used IE.

We Rock!!

2008-10-28T23:16:00.004+08:00

Few days ago while riding the bus home and comfortably seated at the back row like I usually would, I noticed something about my fellow bus passengers.

The back seats of the bus were ruled by long hair dudes!! Cooleration!

The malay guy in front of me has slick long brown hair but not shoulder length and the chinese male opposite me has great black shoulder-length hair.

And I have beyond shoulder-length slick black hair, longer than them.

This will make any girl drools when she walks to the back of the bus and see 2 long hair dudes and one Magnitude of Excellence - Me.

Examples of cool long hair dudes: Sergio Ramos & John Morrison.

Samuel, Qing Huang, RenJin, Nash, Vimal, Farhan Daud & Yazid, lets grow some long hair and name our team Cool Long Hair FC..

Crawled Out Of Cave After 17461 Years

2008-10-24T00:18:00.005+08:00

Since RenJin tagged me for doing this quiz, I shall not deny a fan.

I will crawl out of my batcave (Aarggh!! Sunlight!!!) and blog this.

1: Do You Have Secrets?
- Shhh!! Don't tell anyone Hilary Duff is my girlfriend!!

2: Would You Fall In Love With A Girl Older Than You?
- MILFs!!! I like!!

3: Do You Enjoy Going To School?
- What every kid would say: Hell No.

4: What Would You Do With A Billion Dollars?
- A trip to the Emirates Stadium with Jamie Yeo!

5: Will You Fall In Love With Your Bestie?
- Samuel and Farhan Yazid, will you marry me??

6: Which Is More Blessed? Loving Someone or Being Loved?
- Being loved. I often got mobbed by so many football fans.

7: List Out 5 Favorite Songs
- Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground - The White Stripes
- Shut Up And Let Me Go - The Ting Tings
- Always - Blink 182
- Break Down The Walls - Chris Jericho
- Mary - SuperGrass

8: The Girl You Secretly Like Is Attached, What Would You Do?
- Change a new target. Simple.

9: Is There Anything That Has Made You Extremely Happy?
- The Eagles of Team 2E4 in the Semis of Brewerkz Tournament.

10: What Makes You Angry?
- When Arsenal lost a match!!! Grrrr..

11: How Would You See Yourself In 10 Years Time?
- Playing for Arsenal senior squad and scoring hattrick against ManUtd.

12: Who Is Currently The Most Important Person To You?
- Yours truly, the Magnitude of Excellence, myself.

13: What Is Most Important In Life?
- Said it before, say it again: Football.

14: Be Single & Rich or Married & Poor?
- Single and rich, because I can easily afford a one night stand anytime I want.

15: What Is Your Favorite Color?
- The red of Arsenal.

16: Would You Give All In A R/S?
- What in the blue hell is that!?

17: If You Fall In Love With 2 Girls Simultaneously & Both Of Them Do The Same, Who Would You Pick?
- Been there, done that. I brushed both aside. Farhan Yazid knows the story.

18: Are You Someone Who Gets Along With Others Easily?
- I've got friends like Fabregas, Hleb, Pires, Rosicky, Sergio Ramos..

19: What Do You Want To Tell The Someone You Like?
- I don't love you, like I did.. yesterday.. (MCR lyric).. LOL..

Chuck VS The First Date

2008-10-07T12:37:00.003+08:00

Alright, if you haven't or didn't even heard of a tv show call 'Chuck', you must have been living in Farhan Daud's cage.

It's an amazing spy-action thriller-comedy show.

I've been following it's 1st season and now, I've just finished watching it's premiere episode of it's highly anticipated 2nd season on SurfTheChannel.

Not convinced? Watch one of it's 2nd season promo:

Skeletons

2008-10-03T23:59:00.001+08:00

I really had nothing to do, so I browse through Farhan Yazid's blog archive and see what porno stuff he had written over the years.

Alot of x-rated articles I've found but this one is really disturbing.

the main article is here

I've got to say that isn't the coolest haircut I have in my entire life.

Kinda look like some giant black mushroom head when I looked at it for a second time. Oh how that style disgust me now. Did I really have that haircut?!

But still, gotta borrow John Cena's line : You Can't See Me!!

Bright And Smile

2008-09-30T22:30:00.004+08:00

I've never get this in my primary and secondary school years. Not one of my friends ever said this to me in my 10 uniformed years.

Until recently and last year.

Last year, my ITE classmate said that I have a very unique smile during an excursion trip. Well, I don't know what to reply, so I kept quiet.

Then, my current colleague keep saying that I have a very nice smile. I also have no idea what to reply!!

Finally today, my supervisor said that I have a handsome smile.

Total sarcacism or truth??

I went to look at the mirror everytime, though I always see a combination of Sergio Ramos+Chris Jericho reflecting back at me, I always deemed my smile to be a combination of Freddie Kreuger+Hellboy.

By the way, those who said so are all females.

Real Fans Had A Better Time

2008-09-28T23:39:00.003+08:00

People had been covering me in senseless chatter about the Singapore F1 Grand Prix as it draws nearer to today. The media had F1 all over it's front pages.

Those people always seems to be on the edge of every latest F1 news.

But when I asked who is Nico Rosberg or Christien Kien or even Antonio Liuzzi, they would all come up stumped, having absolute no clue who they are.

As a F1 fan for almost 5 years/seasons now, I would often laugh at these overly excited hype followers.

If these guys are really interested in F1, they will follow up after this SG Grand Prix and I will gladly welcome them into the F1 bandwagon.

I doubt hardly any singaporeans will be following up on the Japanese GP.

Because almost of them are just hype followers :(

My Favorite Pops

2008-09-17T20:16:00.002+08:00

This elderly chinese man is by far my favorite client in the center.

He cannot stand so he is always wheelchair-bound. He doesn't complain and make a big fuss. He will not gossip and is not choosy with his food. Hardly talks but will talk if people talk with him. He is scared of riding the van.

He also has very nice hair!! Like an elderly David Beckham with no hair gel or spray.

He is scared of riding in the van, he will go 'oomp' and 'hmmmm' whenever the van hits a bump or swerve heavily. It is so funny that I would sneak a smile everytime he does that.

Randomity

2008-09-15T19:43:00.002+08:00

Sorry this post is very out of random, Im currently plucking boring events out of thin air to keep this blog running.

I have no horny posts like Samuel, no emo posts like Vimal, no ManUtd loving posts like Farhan and definitely no hokkien posts like RenJin.

This is the eldery malay lady who can't tahan fasting. Now her son informed us that she will eat whenever she feels that she cannot take the fasting anymore.

This is an old woman who still goes for rehabilitation exercises, she will definitely feel dizzyness and extreme fatigue if she does not eat. Forgive her folks.

And the new lifts installed at my block are completed! Although it is new, the lift is terribly slow. I am faster if I run up the stairs to my storey.

Fasting Humor

2008-09-10T21:30:00.002+08:00

The Malays are currently having their fasting. Which means absolutely no consumption of anything between the hours of 7am - 7pm daily. Medication allowed??

In my workplace, there was this malay elderly woman who still decided to come to exercise and participate in activities even though she's fasting.

So today, she complained of giddyness in the afternoon and our Physiotherapist said that she was too dehydrated and probably too hungry.

So, we prepared some snacks and milo for her which she gobbled down like a heavily starved rib-cage baring wolf. She even drank the watery juices of the watermelons we gave her!!

And she also chomped down on her teabreak snacks later in the noon.

To me, the whole scene was so funny. I find alot of the elderly in my workplace to be very funny and adorable in character. They are the ones who are very spontaneous and will never stab you in the back.

But there are those gossipy and complaining ones, especially aunties who thinks that everyone in the world owes them something are most likely to stab your ass in the back. This really happened to one of my classmates/colleages.

CHAMPION_Y2J.222

2008-09-08T20:21:00.005+08:00

Chris Jericho

The Lion Heart

The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla

The Sexy Beast

The King of the World

SAVE_US.222

Your New World Heavyweight CHAMPION

We Call It Football

2008-09-07T14:14:00.003+08:00

Centuries ago, some people created a game involving kicking a ball around. Since it's a ballgame using feet, they decided to name this 'Football'.

America wasn't even founded yet.

Many years past and people have embraced the game Football. Legends like Maradona, Pele, Best, Charlton, Di Stefano, Puskas, Eusebio, etc, grew up calling and playing the game Football.

So America got smart and created their own Rugby game and named it Football, while also deciding they were smart enough to give a new name to a game older than their own country. Their wretched name is what?? Saw-kker??

Luckily, I realised my foolishness long time ago and quickly adapted to calling the game Football, no such nonsense word saw-kker.. ..

.. EVVVERR, EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEER.. ..

.. ..came out of my mouth since.

If you love and respect the game, let's start by calling it 'Football'.

La Selección's Players

2008-09-01T16:41:00.002+08:00

Many people at Ang Mo Kio Central gasped and pointed at us when we were running an errand there. They would stare at us with great enthusiast and jump excitedly after realising who we are.

Meet Team 2E4's Sergio Ramos and 'Farhando' Torres!!

Two of Spain's top football players roaming the streets of Ang Mo Kio, searching for some sort of polo shirts at Baleno store.

No wonder those people are star-struck.

Smiling Amidst The Raining

2008-08-28T23:59:00.001+08:00

Heavy rain will always bring heavy traffic jams, heavy traffic jams will always bring people to work late, activating panic mode into almost everybody.

Today, without noticing the Supreme Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla in the backseat of a Comfort cab, a desperado woman clambered into the front seat of MY taxi.

She embarassedly kicked herself out of the cab and apologized.

"It's too late to apologize. Tooo laaatee."

Erhem. Sorry for my impulse on wanting to sing that One Republic song. What the hell, Im a hardcore rocker, why the hell do I want to sing this pop song?!!

Then, in the jammed highway, this dude was doing a morning run on the road shoulder. Maybe Vimal should have joined him since Vimal always wants to run.

And my 'Red Flame Lady' came today!

She came to finish up some decorations stuff for the centre and I was working with the rehab, when I walked past the office while helping a client, she looked up and smiled to me, with which I gladly returned with my Jericho-holic Smile.

Hyundai Sonata

2008-08-26T19:11:00.002+08:00

While Samuel decided to lament and complain about the increasing number of foreigners from China in Singapore, I've decided to give credit to Comfort Taxi.

Its official, Comfort's blue/yellow Hyundai Sonata Taxi is the best around.

The vehicle is so smooth on the roads, it's almost like skating on ice.

And if the cabby driver is skilled with driving, it almost felt like floating on the clouds!

And today, I boarded one Hyundai Sonata and whoosh!! Extra entertaining for me on the backseat via this little touch-screen moniter, though they were all just news and advertisements.

Kudos, but please refrain from using Nets on Comfort taxis, the drivers are complaining. Will explain sometime later.

Ice Cool Ice

2008-08-19T20:02:00.003+08:00

I had to go for a New Staff Orientation at AWWA today. Oh what a nightmare it was. Had to meet other new staff coming from various sectors of AWWA also.

There were so many females in the group and I was hardly interested in talking to those adults that I resorted to disturbing Samuel via sms. Boring la!!!

I kept my mouth shut the whole day. And there was a period when the few guys in my group had to leave for something important and I was left in the conference room alone with all the females, including the female speaker!

Some girls tried to strike a conversation with me but I was being so icy cold that I gave only one-word answers to their seemingly endless questions.

That's when I compared myself to F1 Champion Kimi Raikkonen, famously nicknamed 'The Iceman' for his icy cool demeanor.

According to his friends and colleagues, Raikkonen looked like someone who doesn't like to talk much and carries an icy expression but he is actually very friendly and warm if you know him better.

I was like him the whole day, not smiling and talking and gave short answers to girls who tried communicating with me but my close friends know that I am a very cool person with fantastic footballing skills.

They even hail me as the Best Defender in the team.

Actually some people think Im arrogant when they first met me, because I always give cold shoulders to strangers and I will always be uninterested in any types of conversation with strangers.

And my long hair only adds to my ice cool demeanor.

Give Me A Trophy

2008-08-18T20:10:00.002+08:00

My uncle and his friend are staying at my house for the moment, probably until september. So when they are around in the house, me and my bros are pretty subdued, hiding in each of our rooms.

Then, the love of my life was finally back last saturday!

Im talking about the Barclays Premier League babey!!

My bros will know I am not one to keep my emotions when I watch Arsenal. I will punch the window and kick a donkey's ass whenever Arsenal lose or draw.

So there I was, watching Arsenal, then my uncle came home from work. HongQin suddenly turned subdued. But I still kept shouting at the poor Arsenal play and Adebayor's misses.

I will never hide my ARSENAL PASSION.

The Senior Wii-tizens

2008-08-14T20:59:00.002+08:00

My elderly Day-Care Center is hardly an entertaining place, my clients come everyday in the morning and do the same routine over and over again.

Heck, even the after-stretching games are pretty much the same. You either throw some balls around or you pass ping-pong balls around, either way, its still balls.

But my supervisor brought a Wii-Console to be installed at the entertainment room!

That could only mean more good exercising fun for my clients and me!!

The 300th Post

2008-08-09T15:38:00.003+08:00

Its finally here. My Ting Tings album.

To Nash : Muse is boring.

To Farhan Yazid : Jack White is the best guitarist.

To Samuel : You no hear metal songs.

The Other Side Of The Phone

2008-08-08T21:10:00.003+08:00

Someone just called me and we chatted about something for a while. I could hear the noisy background of the other end on my pal's side. Then my pal told me to wait, so i waited.. .. ..

This is what I heard in the background :

My buddy - "Really?"

*Girls' laughter

Female voice - "Do you want it?"

*Some inaudible noise for a few seconds

My buddy - "Aiya, don't want."

Female voices - "Come on."

*Sounds like those girls persuading my buddy to whatever.

Anyone who hears this will immediately think my buddy is having an intimate session with not 1, but 2 or even 3 girls!!! That was my thought too.

That 'buddy' of mine is a secondary school friend. But he is better known as the captain of my football team. I guess everybody now knows who he is huh.

My Point of Fridays

2008-08-01T20:27:00.002+08:00

I make it a point to fully relax on Fridays.

After several days of hard work in the social work, I always reward myself on Friday nights. Though the reward is nothing fancy and big and might sound boring to you.

I sometimes give myself a good ol' taxi ride back home from work.

Eat my good dinner and wait for the washing machine to finish its work.

Hang the clothes to dry and then bathe.

Turn on the air-con in my room and play computer.

Watch SmackDown at 10pm while playing the computer!!

Now that is a good reward for me. I love myself too much to deny myself a well deserved relaxing time. I do not switch on the air-con except for Friday nights, which makes the air-con more special on Fridays!

But these plans will fail if SumBitch doesn't go out to his 'Weekly OverNight Expeditions' and AssCLown does not sleep before 10pm.

Bari The Goalkeeper

2008-07-31T23:14:00.004+08:00

Bari was the regular goalkeeper in the Fajar Secondary School Team.

We trained together and he's an admirer of my long hair.

We met at the Yishun Bus Interchange and we chatted.

Apparently, he just 'ate' his girlfriend.

Bari asked me about Samuel, but he couldn't remember his name.

He remembered Samuel as the 'Yaya Papaya'.

Try Ginger

2008-07-28T22:27:00.003+08:00

It's official, I have slight motion sickness.

All my close friends knew that.

I will not survive a single bus trip from East to West, and North to South.

Forget The Name

2008-07-26T23:59:00.000+08:00

The pasar malam opened here at bangkit recently, I haven't had time to check it out but I know that the Ramly Burger stall must had set up here too.

Alot of people claimed that Ramly burgers are heavenly.

And I beg to differ.

I ate the Ramly Burger once and it tasted normal to me. I didn't taste anything special, I even went to buy a Cheeseburger from Mac' after I finished the tasteless Ramly.

In fact, the Cheeseburger tasted much more better.

I've never understand what's the big deal about Ramly.

Melt Into The Red

2008-07-23T23:59:00.001+08:00

As I was helping an elderly for rehab, I saw HER in the office!!

Okie so she's going to be in the office doing some kind of volunteering art work and I will be directly outside helping my elderly on their rehab. So probably I could walk past the office window and mouth 'hi' to her.

Seems like mouthing a word to her prove to be harder than chewing on steel.

My mouth just would not open! We did glance at each other at times but said and did nothing. The worst case scenerio was that she forgotten me.

After an hour, with her bag packed and ready to go, she gave me a radiant smile and said 'bye' to me. With an unexplainable happiness tingling in my body, I watched as her silky reddish brownish hair swing behind her as she walked away.

I had 39.9 degree fever on Sunday and Monday and currently still have slight giddyness and flu and coughing. This will explain the lack of online activities.

Initially For Sam

2008-07-16T23:48:00.004+08:00

I was initially searching for this particular quiz that Samuel requested, I found it but I got enticed in it and decided to blog it out.

Your Attitude Is Better Than 80% of the Population

You've got a winner attitude. You're always optimistic and cheery. Your personality will get you far in life.

You know what?

I am a winner!!

And by the way, Sam, heres the quiz you want - BlogThings.com

Old Paint Is Peeling

2008-07-15T21:04:00.002+08:00

I tapped on the shoulders of the sleeping teenage girl with earphones plugged in her ears.

She slowly awoke, opening her eyes and taking time to absorb her surroundings.

No, she's not in a bed in a hotel :S

And when I stepped down the bus, I distinctly heard the word 'shit' being blurted out by the girl.

Yes, it was the Yishun Interchange and she apparently missed her destination.

The Irony

2008-07-08T20:43:00.004+08:00

Everything here that has a price had a 'price hike'.

From transport to electricity to petrol to underwear to water.

We have to pay our bills reluctantly.

And yet, our dear government put up tonnes of electricity in hundreds of light bulbs on the trees at the side of the road.

And for what purpose??

The National Day is still at least 1 month away!!!

Luck On Both Sides

2008-07-03T23:59:00.000+08:00

Isn't that dude in the middle damn lucky??

He not only took pictures with John Morrison and The Miz, he was allowed to carry their WWE Tag Team Titles and then take the photo with them!!!

I so want to take pics with John Morrison too.. and Chris Jericho..

Chalwin?

2008-07-02T19:48:00.005+08:00

Since THKMS didn't pay me for 4 months, I was shipped to someplace else.

It was a relatively small place with hardly any activities, but with plenty of workers around. Which means everybody wants to help, even the cook and driver themselves.

So even a small job of serving lunches to the elderly 'may require' up to at least 6 workers! I think 3 is quite enough.

Nevertheless, it's a good place. But the bad draw is I have to be there at 7am!!

And I have had to cancel my football for 2 saturdays in the future already!!! Who knows if I have to cancel more football in the long future..

Mirror Me

2008-06-30T23:59:00.001+08:00

If you followed Spain in their Euro08 triumph, you might have noticed someone familiar. Someone you know is playing for the Spain team!!?

Is it possible??

Of course not. That player you thought it was me was actually Sergio Ramos. The wonderful fullback of Madrid.

Somehow I wonder if I looked like Sergio Ramos!!? With the shoulder length straight hair and the glossy hairband.

I only tie a ponytail because I didn't yet buy a hairband..

Ask my close friends and they will tell you my hair and footballing skills are similiar to Sergio Ramos.

He Just AVG-ed On Me

2008-06-29T23:59:00.000+08:00

I have never wanted a toolbar.

But my damned brother downloaded one from AVG security thingy.

And now that toolbar is recording my every searches I made at any search engines. One can scroll down the list and look at what I've searched.

I felt so transparent, like everybody can see my whole naked body. I tried deleting the list but to no avail. Uninstalling it IS the BEST option but my brother wants it. No choice.

Then when I want to enter the Preload file in My Computer, it denied me access!! Saying that I do not have the permission to enter the file!!!

The Preload file was a file where all programme files are stored. It was always accessible and do not require anything to enter it. So what the hell happened?!!!

Im guessing its the damn AVG software my brother installed.

I feel naked and now Im denied access to a public file!!?! WTFS..

The Worst Football Ever

2008-06-28T10:23:00.006+08:00

I walked off the court this morning, despite playing only until 0945am.

I am the organiser of the football game of the 2E4 Team and yet..

..I FUCKING DID NOT..

..approve and acknowledge 2 of the players who came today. I had absolutely no idea that the one extra player is coming today!!

Which left me fuming early into the day.

Just the sight of that aSScLown destroyed my whole mood for football. I didn't even want to play. I knew straight away that it was going to be a fucked up day and I was right.

I know it is a public facility but if you want to play, bring your own team and challenge us. I don't like people who just waltz in thinking they are part of a team. Unless you are Wesley Sneijder.

Then somemore that aSScLown dare to criticise and order around my teammates. No outsider should say anything about my teammates in football..!! This is a stern warning.

I am not afraid to say that the UNapproved player is Nasrul.

And the UNacknowledged player is Azhari.

Your Winning Eleven Champion

2008-06-26T20:55:00.004+08:00

You can be certain the Champ Is Here!!

Your 2E4 Winning Eleven Champion PS2.

GQIII.Y2J won the title 2 times and is the reigning champion.

While Farhan Daud had won it once. (lousier than me)

The biggest upset of the title's tournament history was that Farhan Yazid beat HongQin in the 1st round of a tournament years ago.

Why is it an upset??

Because Farhan Yazid is considered the lousiest!! His Winning Eleven difficulty is only 2 stars, which is equivalent to amateur level!! He once told me that he lost to a lower division team using an EPL team while the difficulty is amateur in the FIFA game!!!

HongQin always play with a difficulty of 4 stars, equivalent to pro.

It was amazing how in the blue hell he managed to beat HongQin..

It still remains a mystery after all these years.

Shock Trilogy

2008-06-24T23:59:00.003+08:00

In a shocking revelation which saw Russian sweeping Holland aside and Michael Johns's early American Idol elimination, we witnessed another Shock Thriller today.

Triple H's draft to SmackDown from Raw!!!!!

It's like Farhan Yazid singing emo songs!

Like Nash kissing Ariff!!

Perhaps like Vimal shaving his leg hairs!!!

Or even like Samuel becoming an Arsenal fan!!!!

But in the end, it did happen. Triple H's seemingly impossible transition from Raw to SmackDown had really occured. Will SmackDown be the top brand in WWE now??

Tele Mania

2008-06-22T23:49:00.006+08:00

Phew, I can't believe it. I just broke my 'watching tv marathon record' today!

Today, I simply slacked on the couch and glued my eyeballs to the tele till now.

My previous 'tele marathon record' was 4 hours.

My playing computer record is 5 hours.

And my playing Nintendo DS record is 4 hours.

And my reading book record is 3 hours.

And my mum's nagging record is 45 minutes. ARGH!!

When did I start and what did I watched?? I made a list of my proud achievement for slacking. I am the Rocker Slacker!!

2.30pm - 3.00pm : Fairly OddParents (Nickelodeon; Ch32)
You can never get tired of it's nonsensical humor! I love Cosmo!! Wait, Im 18 years old and watching cartoon??

3.00pm - 5.30pm : Spiderman 2 (AXN; Ch19)
Everybody loves a hero, even if it is a re-run of one of the best movies I've ever seen. Kirsten Dunst doesn't wear bra.. Serious!

5.30pm - 6.00pm : Fairly OddParents (Nickelodeon; Ch32)
Hey, I watched it again!! Ain't that cartoon great or what!? I find myself shrinking to the freakin' small size of a 7 year old.

6.00pm - 7.00pm : Chuck (AXN; Ch19)
A computer nerd trying to save the world?? Awesome! A great sci-fi, comedy, action drama that will put Heroes to shame.

7.00pm - 8.00pm : Jurassic Park (Channel 5)
Actually, from 8pm onwards, I was watching this show and F1 Magny-Cours Grand Prix Live simultaneously. I have 2 tele in the living room which made my tv pleasure sweeter!!

8.00pm - 10.00pm : F1 Magny-Cours Grand Prix LIVE (StarSports; Ch24)
I was watching this show and Jurassic Park simultaneously. Oh boy was I sad that Nico Rosberg didn't make it in the top 10.

10.00pm - 10.30pm : Incredible Tales 5 (Channel 5)
Why should I miss Incredile Tales when I've never missed one episode of it's previous seasons?! Always managed to send a chill down my ass!

10.30pm - 11.30pm : Pushing Daisies (Channel 5)
I love this show! Quirky with fantasy and dark humor, this show is really fun to watch. Ask Nash, he watched it too!

So I counted, my total number of hours spent watching the tv consecutively today, except for advertisements, is..

..9 freakin' hours!!!

One Month Scoring Duck Broken!!

2008-06-21T23:01:00.000+08:00

To some point, I couldn't score a single goal in the last month.

But today, I broke the duck with a winning goal that won the game!!

Besides being a world class defender, I also had to produce world class goalkeeping, which explains why I couldn't score for so long.

Here's a good clip to show why Farhan Yazid is nicknamed 'Quick Feet'.

No Logic Bum Bro

2008-06-19T17:58:00.000+08:00

I looked up, the ball at my feet, there was a mass of players looking at me.

But I saw HongQin as the last man of defence.

And I saw a gap, so I rammed the ball hard back into my half, back into my defence. I was expecting HongQin to pick up the loose ball and maybe pump the ball back into attack again or give it to Ariff, the keeper.

Instead, that fool didn't run or jog to recover the ball, he told QingHuang to get the ball. QingHuang did but he somehow lost the ball and conceded a soft goal.

HongQin said I miss-kicked the ball.

Even if its a miss-kicked ball, shouldn't he go and recover the ball??

That aSScLown was closer to the ball and yet, he called QingHuang who was further up in attack to take the ball.

He told me this illogical sentence after the whole fracas:

"Why should I pick up loose balls?? I was tired so I don't feel like running."

Your Dead Friend..ster

2008-06-18T23:55:00.004+08:00

Today, GQIII.Y2J has officially declared his Friendster profile dead.

"Yawn(sic), Friendster has become useless to me. There is nothing to do there. However, fans of mine can still visit that account for I will not delete it."

"There is nothing exciting about Friendster, you add a friend but so what? Nothing! You may have 200 over friends but in reality, no more than 20 still keep in contact with you regularly."

"That's all for today. My ankle still hurts. Ouch!"

GQIII.Y2J follows a long line of superstars whose Friendster had long been dead. One other notable star is Rocket Shot Farhan Daud.

Tournament Off-Football Report

2008-06-16T23:59:00.000+08:00

There are hooligans and one indian Bruce Lee in the tournament.

Only sore LosERs fight when they lose a football game, and there were definitely alot of sore LosERs in the Telok Blangah tournament. In total, there were 3 counts of fighting.

When your team lost a match, please do not disgrace yourself by acting like Bruce Lee and flailing your legs like a chicken being choked. You are not getting respected, you are being the butt of many jokes.

I hope Vimal doesn't turn into those unruly and unrespected indian hooligans.

But Vimal won't, because he is an Emo! Which is not good too.

The Drunk Captain

2008-06-14T19:41:00.002+08:00

My football team have a tournament tomorrow and I just received news that my captain will go drinking later tonight.

Not drinking water!! Drinking beer!

There is not a manager in the footballing world who will allow his captain of his team to get himself drunk on the day before a match.

Sadly, the manager have no control of his captain.

I might even have to make a trip to the captain's house tomorrow morning if the captain is fucklishlingly drunk.

Working That Chin-Strip

2008-06-11T02:44:00.002+08:00

See that suave Robert Pires with his elegant chin-strip?

Robert Pires is my favorite Gunner of all time and since I can't emulate him as a great midfielder for I am a great defender, I can emulate his chin-strip.

I've already tried shaving my 'bald chin' everyday to stimulate the hair roots but nothing!!

Help please??!?

Snap The Pixels

2008-06-09T19:41:00.002+08:00

With my trusty camera phone in my pocket, I have captured many interesting and good quality pictures over the years.

It has been long debated why my 2 mega-pixels phone could snap such mystifyingly fantastic images. Heck, I don't even know why.

This is one such good quality scenic images my phone and my photography skills have managed to capture.

The 'Rated R' Couple

2008-06-07T23:31:00.000+08:00

We join hands in unity and happiness to celebrate one of the greatest things to have ever happen in WWE.

Remember the date 11th July.

On that day, we shall celebrate and witness..

.. .. Vickie and Edge's wedding..

They are the most hated individuals in WWE now.

They are the General Manager of Smackdown and the World Heavyweight Champion respectively now.

They are responsible for the banishment of Undertaker from WWE.

And they are blissfully in love..

My Team Of EURO'08

2008-06-06T17:59:00.001+08:00

These are the players I feel will perform brilliantly in EURO 2008.

Do you know who they are and which country they represent?

As Sam Requested

2008-06-05T18:03:00.000+08:00

Since Samuel requested for me to do the quiz in his blog, I shall do it..

1. Have you ever loved someone?
Ask my football team.. They even know who I love.. .. ..in the past!

2. Who is more important? Your friends or girlfriend?
Of course my friends! Unless my girlfriend is Hilary Duff.

3. Who are the people you trust most?
The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla.

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
I am the Inspirational Captain of Excellence!! I am more than confident.

5. Are you missing someone now?
My grandfather.

6. Do you believe in seeing rainbow after the rain?
I've seen it happened before..

7. What is your goal for this year?
To set a goal this year.

8. Do you believe in eternity love?
Nonsensical thing. People have sex and break up.

9. What feeling do you love most?
The feel you get when you are on top of a 70 storey sky scraper.

10. What are your requirements for your significant half?
Big *toot* and *toot*, *toot*, *toot*, *toot*, *toot*!!!

11. List the best moments of your life.
Semi-finals in Brewerkz Competiion.
Arsenal's Double and unbeaten 2003/04 season.
My first full debut in Fajar School Team.. I kept a clean sheet!!

12. What do you hate most?
I think a better question would be 'WHO do you hate most'.

13. Choose between love and money.
I can buy Fabregas with money/euros/pounds. Can love buy that??

14. Do you love chilling out with friends?
I love 'sweating' out with my friends every saturday morning.

15. Describe the person who tagged you using 5 words.
I don't understand the question but..
Samuel = 5th Grade Rooney (is that 5 words?)

16. Who can you not live without?
My 'God-gift, Roberto Carlos-like, Superbly Skillful Left Leg.

17. If you had one wish now, what would it be?
I wish for 10 more wishes.

18. What do you want most for your birthday?
Ashlee Simpson, Hilary Duff, Julianna Mauriello, Emma Watson.. (oops!)

19. Have you kept pets before?
Do my brothers count??

20. Do you believe in dreams coming true?
Maybe. However, I do believe my dream of kissing Victoria Beckham is impossible.

What Football Is Football

2008-06-04T23:55:00.003+08:00

I found something really interesting while reading Ren Jin's blog.

This are the sentences in his blog I want to highlight:

wats life?
young = study
teens = frens and love
adult = work
old = sick

Looks like RenJin and I have different philosophies about life. I belong to the carefree lifestyle, while RJ might belong in the stressful lifestyle.

To me, this should be what's life is all about:

Young = Football
Teens = Football
Adult = Football
Old = Football Management

The Gruesome Tales of CMPB..

2008-06-03T23:59:00.007+08:00

Take a step into the 'no camera phones' CMPB building and you will be brainwashed into thinking that it is just a medical screening center!

But it is not!!

With my lighning reflexes and superhuman intelligence, I outsmarted the brainwashing receptionist, skipped past those zombie inspectors and into the photo-taking room.. Which in fact, is called the Soul Capturing Room!!

Once inside, the gayish inspector put his paws all over your body!@#$ Touching your hair and finally snapping a photo of you.. for records.. for YL Wang.

They will then draw your blood with their poisonous fangs!

Try to brainwash you again with ultra-brainwashing-sounds!

Claw out your ribs with a diabolical machine!

Pluck your teeth out with a screwdriver and a hammer!

Strip you naked and insert virus through suction cups on your body!

Lastly, they will force you to sit infront of the computer and do math!!!

Due to my unworldly ego and strength, I managed to escape to tell the tale. I never thought seeing the sunlight again is so beautiful..

Phone Survival

2008-06-02T23:59:00.000+08:00

She's alive!

But her data had been wiped out by the nasty virus.

Contact me through my repaired PHONE now..

Phone Dead

2008-05-29T01:10:00.002+08:00

My phone is currently in repairs.

Whoever need to contact me, please call my home.

Dear Arsene, please call my house number tomorrow. We shall talk about my Arsenal contract offer then.

American Idol 7 - 2008 American Idol

2008-05-22T15:52:00.003+08:00

AmericanIdol.com

2008 American Idol : David COOK

Forget Manchester United's fluke win, this is the highlight of the season!

Resident Rocker David Cook won the American Idol..!!!

Although HongQin favored Michael Johns and I supported Jason Castro, we both had always rooted for David Cook too since day 1.

I watched the show live today, skipping work, and I was ALMOST in tears when Cook was announced the winner.

I will be eagerly awaiting and anticipating David Cook's new album.

Watch the Finale Results Show:

Its Cool Not To Lose Your Cool

2008-05-19T13:33:00.002+08:00

Today's football can be summed up with one word : frustrations.

Last week, I mysteriously sustained an injury near my left side of the groin, it was immensely pain that I could barely walked properly. Every muscle movement in that left side brought much pain to me.

I took extreme care of that injury because that could prevent me from playing last saturday's football. Eventually, I was medically cleared by the team doctor.

Today, one cheap shot by Farhan Yazid to my *toot* suddenly re-ignited the pain back! Im still feeling some pain in that injury near my left side of the groin.

I was furious at Farhan, but I kept my cool.

During the last game of the day, there were some things that I wasn't happy about and everything boiled up inside me until.. .. .. ..

.. .. .. I saw RenJin helped me picked up my small bag, so I wanted to take it from him. But instead of giving it to me, he suddenly flunk-a-toss the bag onto the ground.

I had reached boiling point and shouted at him because my handphone was inside that tiny bag.

I have since publicly appologised to RenJin at my media conference. You can view it here.

American Idol 7 - Top3 Results Show

2008-05-15T23:40:00.000+08:00

Eliminated at #3 - Syesha Mercado.

Live Your Dream : Syesha Mercado

When you are the 2nd runner-up of American Idol, you feel that you have already won alot of things.

Record deals and media offers are coming your way. Which explains why Syesha was not crying when she was eliminated.

So this sets up for a David vs David Finale which is going to be awesome!!

I support David Cook all the way!!! Come on!!

Here's the Result Show:

American Idol 7 - Top3 Performance Show

2008-05-14T23:59:00.003+08:00

It's really tough to practise 3 songs within a week, you then had to make time for television appearances and for the shooting for a commercial.

These are what the Top3 have been doing for the past 7 days.

When it comes down to it, you really have to up the ante, no more average performances, the pressure is crawling all over you, one bad performance and you are eliminated. This is American Idol.

David Cook - your resident rocker. He can sing almost anything including slow songs, proves that he is versatile. True talent but a terrible joker.

David Archuleta - teen girls' sweet prince. Excellent voice, he has very nice and stable vocals, the girls are screaming their lungs out at every sight of Archie.

Syesha Mecardo - big voice big personality. She has a very big voice, she definitely can cut it being a broadway star. Good enough to prevent an All David Finale?.. No. Not with her performance today.

My Top2 Performance of the Night:

My Top Peformance : David Archuleta

The song is abit boring and slow but this kid's voice is amazing. The performance is very stable and with the huge amount of girls in his fanbase, he will surely be in the finale.

My 2nd Top Performance : David Cook

I kind of don't like the last part of the song, when the electric guitar came in, the arrangements were messed up. If not for David's brilliant voice, this song is wrecked. Cook for the finale!!

My Summary Of The Season

2008-05-11T23:59:00.000+08:00

My Arsenal season may well had been effectively over, but I've still got things to cheer or look forward to in the near future. All is still not over for me.

I've got Formula1 to look forward to. I will support Nico Rosberg of the Williams Team all the way no matter which position he finishes in a race.

There's still American Idol for me, although my favorite Jason Castro was eliminated. I want rocker David Cook to win now. Do you smell what the Cook is cookin'??

And theres AS Roma for me. Inter Milan's lead had been cut to just 1 point with 1 last game to go in the Italian Serie A and AS Roma might just nick the title on the very last day. Come on Philipe Mexes!!

No Arsenal cheer, but my Robert Pires's Villarreal had just clinched the 2nd spot ahead of Barcelona with 2 more games to spare. Wooo!! Jubilations for me!

American Idol 7 - The Jason Castro Story

2008-05-09T22:53:00.004+08:00

There is an American competition, full of fierce and tough competitors who want to win. But amongst the the tough and heated contestants, out pops a goofy and laidback kid who seem to have joined the competition by mistake.

This kid has a goofy demeanor and a very laidback attitude, he can never stop laughing! And best of all, his dreads hanging along with his handsome face.

The Man With The Dreads - Jason Castro

But he was eliminated from the competition 2 days ago.

He won't be gone for long, that is for sure. Everybody still wants a piece of Jason 'Goofy' Castro.

I am proud to say that I am an official 'Dread-Head'.

American Idol 7 - Top 4 Show

2008-05-07T20:00:00.003+08:00

This week's theme is Rock N Roll Hall of Fame..

I think that only David Cook rocked the house down with his trademark rock style, the rest of the contestants doesn't have this 'Rockability' in them.

Archuleta did well with his song choices but come on, its rock n roll week!! Stop the slow songs!

My favorite Jason Castro did his best, but clearly, rock isn't his genre. Same applies to Syesha Mecardo.

You know, I might go buy David Cook's album if he records one in the future.

But I cannot say the same thing about Farhan Yazid's album, I have to think really hard if his album is worth the money and time.. Hehe..

My Top 2 Performances of the show:

My Top Performance : Smell What David Cook Is Cookin'

What can I say about true talent??

2nd Top Performance : This Is Jason Castro

The judges must really cut Jason some slack. This is Jason's niche and is his singing style, I found it really good and he has a strong stable voice. I don't know whats wrong with the judges, they always want those big power lungs singers.. ..haiz ..

Ashburton Grove Turmoil..

2008-05-04T19:52:00.000+08:00

SoccerNet.com

AC Milan are closing in on Mathieu Flamini. As an Arsenal fan, I really wish the deal would fall through at the last minute and that Flamini changes his mind. He is one of my favorite Arsenal players.

Now I really hope that Alex Hleb will commit himself at Arsenal. After Pires left Arsenal, Hleb has been my favorite Gunner since.

As a professional pundit myself, I will professionally lay out the future of Flamini if he goes to Milan.

- Will Flamini be a regular? Gattuso and Pirlo are already the first choice holding midfielders.

- Arsenal are certainly in the Champions League next season. Are AC Milan in it? Fiorentina are currently in the last UCL Spot and 2 points ahead of Milan.

- Can Flamini adjust to Milan's long ball tactic?

- Italy is always embroiled in football hooliganism and violence, is it safe for him there?

Please don't go!!! I am very heartbroken now!!

PG Blog Post - Slavery

2008-05-02T23:21:00.000+08:00

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Labor Day Slavery, as I would like to call it.

Labor Day is a day made for everyone to stop their work and go out and have fun with friends or families. Unless you are in that type of working field like the bus, taxi and MRT drivers.

And here, we can see unneccessary work being forced upon our poor foreign mates. A day of rest would not have hurt the process of this project. Afterall, who would want to play badminton here?!

I am expressing my freedom of speech to help those who are being forced upon to work on Public Holidays. This is obvious cruelty. It must be stop.

This post is made purely out of fun and entertainment. If you don't like it, well, I've got two words for you: SuCk iT!!!

American Idol 7 - Top5 Results Show

2008-05-01T23:34:00.001+08:00

Eliminated at Top 5 - Brooke White.

The Time Has Come - Brooke White

The ever so emotional and beautiful Brooke White has been eliminated, after a string of not so convincing performances.

After this elimination, I can see Syesha Mecardo, the only girl left, being eliminated next week no matter how well she performed.

It will ultimately be a Jason Castro, David Archuleta and David Cook finale.

Oh and Natasha Beddingfield kissed David Archuleta!!! Priceless!!

Heres the Results Show:

A Low Standard Finale

2008-04-30T23:17:00.000+08:00

BBCSports.com

Chelshit 3 - 2 LiverPoo (after 90 mins)

So now we have two filthy and unpleasant teams in the Champions League Finale.

We have arrogant aSScLowns Ronaldo, Nani and Drogba, Essien.

We have a betraying bitch call Ashley Cole.

We have a shameful crybaby call Ronaldo.

We have two reknown ocean divers in Ronaldo and Drogba.

Wow. Incredible. How did the Champions League get so un-pure?? Because of the fact that we have two teams in the finale who are both..

Filthy..

Dirty..

Disgusting..

Skanky..

Brutal..

Bottom-Feeding..

TrashBag..

HOES!!!!!